Okay, so Michael Phelps was caught in what to most of us would be an embarrassing but not life-altering situation, sucking on a bong filled with an UNDISCLOSED substance (of course, the inference was that it contained pot) and the take no prisoners national media made Phelps its latest tabloid tragedy.
So today, the AP divulges that Phelps never actually ADMITTED that the bowl of the pictured bong indeed held herb. Too bad for Michael that the arbiter of healthy food and habits, the pinnacle of nutrition and well-being, the corporate grain molester and cereal giant/tight-ass Phelps sponsor Kellogg, manufacturer of heavily-processed, vitamin-enriched, chemical-laced and high-fructose corn syrup-laden products potent enough to destroy any otherwise healthy diet deems Phelps no longer an appropriate spokesperson.
Like Kellogg’s doesn’t know that much of the junk food they pass off as nutrition is totally off the hook to stoners when they’re baked? And further, when you’re stoned, this crap actually tastes GOOD–you may eat the whole BOX?
You think they’d be more market savvy than that. What self-respecting stoner can resist the call of the Toucan? The NERVE of these “nutrition Nazis.”
So screw Kellog and its puffs squares, meals and bran concoctions. To hell with its granola. cereal bars, snack foods, cookies and all manner of poison it markets as healthy food.
As for “Special K,” you know where they can stick that–right up Rush Limbaugh’s fat ass. If I want cereal, there are plenty of options. And when pressed for for fiber, there’s always small twigs.