Thompson Awakens From Hibernation to Dis Obama


Bedtime Story: Even Eyore (in back of room) Needs to Stretch

Maytag repairman of the Republican Party Fred Thompson regained consciousness briefly yesterday to utter a few insults before returning to a self-induced coma.

The ever spiritless Thompson told John Roberts on CNN’s American Morning, “I want his policies that I believe take us in the wrong direction to fail.”  Atta boy, fearless Fred.

In a related story, Piyush “Bobby” (Brady Bunch) Jindal told Republican stalwarts that it’s okay to feel this way.

Great Americans, these.

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