Gay Storm Front Brewing


A storm is brewing…one that will shower the earth with gays.  Straights beware.  Hide your collections of show tunes.  Repaint your domiciles strictly in earth tones and stop coordinating your drapes/furniture. Safest bet is to just paint everything grey.

Hide your mother’s pearls; lock up your pets and home school your kids. The gays are coming.  I repeat… The GAYS are coming.

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2 Responses to Gay Storm Front Brewing

  1. Polycarp says:

    I hear that once gay marriage is legalized, the world will end.

  2. Paul Sonderman says:

    Depending on who you talk to, that’s the prediction, although I find it deeply ironic. I mean, thinking of all that humanity has wrought on this planet and itself, gays united by love hardly parallels, say, for instance, the holocaust or recent ethnic cleansing in Africa and the Middle east . Yet we accept it at our peril. A curious God, indeed.

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