Postal Carrier Delivers More Than Mail



I AM smiling!

Talk about a nearly perfect setup for criminal activity, in the scenic California  north country,  County deputies and DEA agents nabbed a U.S. Postal Service mail carrier, charging her with possession and sale of drugs.

Agents stopped postal delivery mail carrier Michelle Rene Crabill, of Yreka as she made her rounds finding 7.57 grams of methamphetamine, prescription drugs, packaging material, sales documentation and and a pipe in her vehicle.

Upon visiting Crabill’s home, agents found much more or the same, including syringes, pipes, further documentation and a scale.

Crabill is being held on $25,000 bail.

LATE BREAKING NEWS: According to Crabil’s supervisor Les Junquemale,  Ms. Crabill was the quickest  carrier in her division.*

Complete report here

* This is an out and out lie.


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4 Responses to Postal Carrier Delivers More Than Mail

  1. Davis says:

    I can’t understand why she looks so sad.

  2. dailyplanetprincess says:

    “According to Crabil’s supervisor Les Junquemale, Ms. Crabill was the quickest carrier in her division.”

    Hello…being strung out on meth will do that to you…duh! 🙂

  3. Paul Sonderman says:

    Yeah, meth makes the day go quickly. I think all of our track athletes should be able to use crystal, not to train, just for competition. We’d need to be judicious, though–endurance athletes may have to stick to steroids. We don’t want any exploding hearts!

  4. Paul Sonderman says:

    My guess is that when they found her stash, they also confiscated it but it’s just a shot int he dark! Her mornings just won’t be the same without her daily glass of “Tang.”

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