I recently read that Nadya Suleman, the nefarious fertilization therapy abuser known ubiquitously as the ” Octomom,” who according to recent accounts reportedly landed her own reality show, is navigating turbulent tides that may imperil the project’s development. Her offspring, however, continue to develop despite her complete lack interest or presence of a childcare strategy at the time of their premeditated conception through delivery.
As a property, Nadya and her wards offer story potential limited only by the creativity of handlers responsible for the care, nurturing, education and upbringing of the Suleman family. With imagination, clever management, strategic product placement and a little luck, this one family could occupy America’s collective consciousness for decades–keeping us from worrying about anything meaningful! I can’t wait to see what happens next or what doesn’t happen.
In the hope that Fox News might pick this up, I didn’t bother to read the article, confirm anything or search for any additional details. Nevertheless, I have no doubt that every detail will be carefully released on a schedule designed to distract us from what’s actually happening around us.